my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
Alex Gaskarth + hair evolution
I had my volume up full blast and MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING OR SOMETHING IT WAS THE FUNNINEST THING EVER AND I CAN’T BREATHE OM,G
i will keep reblogging this until it has 80000 notes
WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK
my volume was full blast…
i didnt have headphones in schoool and i played this and everyone started dying omfg
ppl falling down a flight of stairs is honestly the funniest thing because U CAN’T HELP THEM u have to wait until they reach the bottom and ur just WATCHING
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
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